Eucerin Disaster!

Yesterday, during my sons "rest time" he got into a tub of eucerin cream (like vasoline only thicker). He wiped it all over his paintings, his dresser, lightswitch, floor, changing pad, blankie, and himself! Not only that but he took all the wipes from the box and took a big poop while he was at it, so I couldn't just strip him and stick him in the tub. So I had the neighbor stick him in the bathroom while I cleaned up the mess. He thought it would be a good finish to the disaster to dump out all of his bubble bath in the tub and play with it until I could get to him. Even though I washed his hair with adult shampoo it still looks like a greasy old mans hair. It was an all around bad moment for me.