Why men envy babies

Babies are living the life men secretly wish they could have. (At least from my husbands point of view)
1. Everyone smiles and laughs when you pass gas.
2. We make a huge deal out of every bowel movement and describe it to anyone who will listen.
3.When you whine our boobs get bigger.
4. Six to ten times a day we put a boob in your mouth and let you fall asleep that way if you want.